Thursday, September 8, 2011
5:02 AM | 
Posted by
jenniy
Evan: It's Sid.
Me: And why did we name him Sid?
Evan: Cuz he looks cool like that guy in that punk rock band. What's that band again?
Me: The Sex Pistols
Evan: (giggling) I can't say that.
Me: But what was so good about that guy to make us name our lizard Sid?
Evan: He looked pretty BA. Yeah. But what did he play in the band?
Me: Theoretically, he played bass.
Evan: Yeah and he sucked.
Me: That's right, baby.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Evan--"Why doesn't this tarantula have big teeth like a real tarantula?"
Me--"Because Halloween decorations aren't usually anatomically correct."
Evan--"Well. They should be."
"Evan, you know you have cheese popcorn on your face in this one, right?"
"Yeah. I do. It's a good picture, though. You can still use it."
Monday, August 15, 2011
Me: So....That's a picture of you of a picture of you.
Evan: Yeah, that's me alright.
Me: Well, it's a picture of you.
Evan: yep.
Me: Why did you take a picture of a picture of yourself?
Evan: Because I like it. Duh.
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